THE MAN MANUAL... I ordered mine years ago? Where is it?

I've determined... yes this sounds harsh... but the XY CHROMOSOME MUST BE MISSING A GENE. Yes... I believe the "Y" should have been an "X" but some how it fell off.... Got lost in all of the testosterone.... *grin*

No actually I just don't get it... it's like men and woman are completely different species. We think differently and act differently. I think men should come with a manual. It would be great to say... "Okay, just hold on while I check my index here..." Ha ha... "The Man Manual"

Wouldn't that be grand? *grin* I wonder what it would read....

Index:
What they really mean.... please just shut up so I can..... (fill in the blank)
What they really are thinking..... sex (I'm finding the majority of guys really think this almost all of the time... how depressing)
Why they do what they do.... "If it itches... I scratch it.... it's as easy as that" (I reaad that once.... lame.)
-This boy totally reached into his pants today.... at the library.... Quite disturbing. Why not go to a private place? I don't understand boys.

Supposedly
If he's into you; he'll make it happen
-Although several guys give the excuse of being "intimidated". Therefore this statement
is not true.
A guy tells you what he is thinking... they only have a one way track brain
-What if he is lying? How can you tell?
Every guy says "I'M DIFFERENT"
-Every guy thinks they're different when they have feelings... because guys don't talk about
their feelings.
-Another point.... supposedly guys "girl gossip" is this true?
Guys don't have "girls" who are friends
-Apparently most guys want something from a girl. This could be from cuddling,
NCMO's, to just wanting to hang out, to actually befriending them... so that they can get a
better chance to actually date the girl. Groan. Therefore most logic is stupid.


If there was a "Man Manual" what would it say? What should be the first rule?

Maybe it would be easier like some of my friends suggest and just like girls... too bad I like boys. ....lol. Besides I don't with the judgement they have to deal with on anyone.... I love love. And in my opinion people shouldn't judge other people on their types of love.

I believe: There are certain tests in life that we all are given to test ourselves, and some test are given to others to see how individuals treat them.